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Can anyone confirm the London premier for me? I have heard 21st of October. Is there going to be a Liecester Square event? There'd better be. I'm fasting until I can see it, for upwards of two reasons. One being in order to be thin enough to dress as Victor for it.

Two quotes I must remember:

1. "Men are not trained to be prepared for emotion, my dear. This is why we hurt ourselves when we swoon, instead of falling gracefully onto sofas."

2. "Being personally pro-life is perfectly natural. Being politically pro-life is just bad manners."

Had a weird dream involving My Hate for Mel Gibson(tm), My Love for Angela Landsbury(tm), and My Achilles Complex(patent pending).

Hang on.. I don't have an Achilles complex. Wait.. what's an Achilles complex? Has it something to do with having a lone weakness? Has it to do with draft dodging? Has it to do with a mixed relationship for your religion? Has it to do with sulking a lot? Has it to do with losing your loved one? Has it to do with being motivated to greatness by loss?
Whatever it means, I don't have it.

Yes, I do.

Packed today. Leaving for London in less than two days. Weather continues charming.

( Haha, Elizabeth likes to play with ze knives! )

I'm off now to pose for my third semi-professional photography session this year. Does this make me feel egotistical? No more than usual. But I am damned excited, and lucky to have such cool aquaintances and friends.

And now.. the larch.
I had a dream last night about Derren Brown. He was seducing a small cute black girl and eating cake. I woke up, as it was too weird to really go on, and this morning (at about 4AM) decided I would mess around with the idea of making him into a comic book hero. I'd place him in Victoriana, give him a mustache, and an effeminate sidekick who's immune to suggestion. I'd like the running joke to be that he's constantly being amazed at how idiotic, easily convinced, and small minded people are. To the point where he's actually having to dumb down his hypnotism to the likes of Kevin Nealon's Subliminal Man.
Let's face it.. the guy's awesome, he really should have his own comic book.
Lots of comic book ideas floating around lately, I know. it's because I want a really good concept to send to SLG this summer. (Um.. yeah. I'm submitting a piece to Slave Labor Graphics. Hopefully I can get some advice from them as to where my art belongs and how I can possibly make money from it.)

Franz Ferdinand: You Suck!
Kaiser Chiefs: Oh My God, YOU Suck!
Satan: Settle down, fellas. No one in my Stable of Artists(tm) sucks.

Why do my headmeats do this to me?


The Actor pulled his knife in a curving line, separating the snow white fat from the meat. I shuddered visibly, and held my hand over my groin, for I had an intense pain there. Everyone at the table tore their gaze from the fat man crouched over the carcass and looked at me.
The round blue eyes of the Actor rolled up to me, floating in the sea of his sweating face.
"I'm sorry, Robert," he snarled happily, "Did you fancy her? If I'd known, I would have let you have a shag before I gutted her."

( Read more... )

I've regained my ability to eat, which is nice. but my refrigerator now has a BROKEN SHELF. Ay yi yi. I need to move out NOW.
Which brings me to... We stll have don't know for sure whether we have the house.

Okay. I've now also regained my ability to have fucked up dreams. Here it is, so I don't forget:
( Dream that Makes Little Sense )

To make some sense of this dream, I ask this of you:

Elizabeth: My dream included Bernadette Peters at close quarters. Did you get the part?? I hope this is a sign that you did.

Anyone Who Bothered to Read It: Can the transformation of a beautiful woman into an intimidating though attractive man be a sign that I shouldn't be worried about becoming ugly (just tempermental) whilst on hormones? I was thinking of that last night before I slept, because I was making some art from old pictures of me. I looked kinda good with shaggy hair.

Ate rice cakes in a park in central london today with Joao and Tamara with lots and lots of gay and lesbian couples around us. It was beautiful and nice and relaxing and I'm glad they are still the same cool people I left in July.